This week’s Half Naked Thursday is brought to you by the following scenario currently occurring in my head/on my chest:
Phantom boob pain? Must be the pain of hatred. MY BOOBS NOW HATE ME.
(Look for an actual sketch later tonight/very early tomorrow morning — I’ve spent most of today and all of last night dealing with an attack of WINGED ANTS in the apartment and everything is in chaos/covered in chemicals/gross.)